Category: Current Reviews

Call Me By Your Name (Call Me When You Have A Good Opinion, James Woods)

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Moonlight and Carol of Oscar-seasons past paved the LGBT path for the cum-filled peachy delight that is Call Me By Your Name. But not everyone was as excited to bite into that decadent jizz fruit as I was. Actor James Woods, whose IMDB page inaccurately calls him “strangely handsome,” (because honestly, he’s just strange) was… Continue reading Call Me By Your Name (Call Me When You Have A Good Opinion, James Woods)

In-Justice League

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Zack Snyder’s third entry in the DC Universe speeds along like a Joss Whedon film (no surprise since screenwriter Whedon took over directing and post-production after Snyder had to drop out late in the game.) This might be a good thing under other circumstances — like if it was actually a Joss Whedon film —… Continue reading In-Justice League

Thor Ragnarok: Twilight of the MCU

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We wish we could go back to a time when we were excited for this god forsaken movie.

The Florida Project: The Place Next to The Happiest Place on Earth

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When I was in high school I worked with elementary school aged children. I worked at an after-school program, meant to be a fun place for kids to socialize, play games, and generally have fun. Of course in many cases it was more of a daycare: somewhere parents could leave their kids for a few… Continue reading The Florida Project: The Place Next to The Happiest Place on Earth

Dueling Reviews: Blade Runner 2049: The Edge of Human

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Brian and Chris offer their thoughts on your favorite new neo-noir sci-fi.